Tuesday, April 7, 2009

ok, i just gotta say,

I DREW A SUPER DUPER KICKASS DRAWING OF A CHAIR IN MATH CLASS!!

if there was a kickass chair drawing contest, i might actually place in the top infinity

it is coolio...

believe it.

i would show you guys, but i don't know hos...if any of y'all see me around, ask about it

it
is
pretty
kickass!!!!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

drifting

today felt unusual.

for one, i dressed all in black by mistake
and had leftover eyeliner on from the play.

i looked like an emo kid.

but besides that, today i felt different mentally.

more observant,
more thoughtful.

suddenly i had the aching urge to watch the clouds
and what a time to have the urge:

they were like a ballet,
drifting through the sky like a choreographed
performance.

there was a point when all of the clouds in the entire sky
seemed to be orbiting around a single splotch of blue.
there were separate rings of clouds, each a different shade
of gray
or off-white.

then one group of clouds started to move in over the blue,
as if trying to smother it
block it.

those clouds seemed almost sinister,
despite their luminescent white colouring.

but as the clouds consumed the empty sky,
they uncovered another patch farther east in the atmosphere.

the clouds tried to take over one patch of sky
and the expense of releasing another patch.

then the whole swatch of clouds
was blown westward, out of sight from my window.
and this left the entire sky clear from where i sat.

and this just hit me as something so big,
so important,
so true.

and i fully realized
three
extremely
vital
things.

one: sometimes the looks of something can betray its true intentions

two: the consequences of an action aren't always what you'd expect

and three: no matter how cloudy a situation is, there's a patch of blue somewhere out there,
waiting.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

My favourite song

Well, she's not bleeding on the ballroom floor
Just for the attention
Cause that's just ridiculous...ly odd.
Well, she sure is going to get it
Here's the setting
Fashion magazines line the walls now
The walls line the bullet holes

Have some composure
And where is your posture?
Oh, no, no!
You're pulling the trigger
Pulling the trigger
All wrong

Have some composure
And where is your posture?
Oh, no, no!
You're pulling the trigger
Pulling the trigger
All wrong

Give me envy, give me malice, give me your attention
Give me envy, give me malice, baby, give me a break!
When I say "Shotgun", you say "Wedding"
"Shotgun", "Wedding", "Shotgun", "Wedding"

She didn't choose this role
But she'll play it and make it sincere
So you cry, you cry
(Give me a break)
But they believe it from the tears
And the teeth right down to the blood
At her feet
Boys will be boys
Hiding in estrogen and wearing Aubergine dreams
(Give me a break)

Have some composure
And where is your posture?
Oh, no, no!
You're pulling the trigger
Pulling the trigger
All wrong

Have some composure
And where is your posture?
Oh, no, no!
You're pulling the trigger
Pulling the trigger
All wrong

Come on this is screaming "Photo op." op...
Come on
Come on
This is screaming
This is screaming
This is screaming "Photo op."

Boys will be boys, baby
Boys will be boys
Boys will be boys, baby
Boys will be boys

Give me envy, give me malice, give me your attention
Give me envy, give me malice, baby, give me a break!
When I say "Shotgun", you say "Wedding"
"Shotgun", "Wedding", "Shotgun", "Wedding"

Boys will be boys
Hiding in estrogen and boys will be boys
Boys will be boys
Hiding in estrogen and wearing Aubergine dreams
nobody likes me,
everyone hates me,
they're all out without me,
HA-VING FUN!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

i just made a post
but this is on a different sort of topic.

lately i've developed a bad habit of swearing...
some of you may think, "Michael, SWEARING?"
but it's true, i have been.

and you know, the reason this habit has had time
to fester and grow,
is because swears are usually the best punctuation!

the real reason they were made swears, is because people used them
and sounded too much
like they knew what they were talking about.

so someone just decided
to keep the world in the dark from the wonder of swears.

so here's to you, swears!

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!*

amen
sometimes the deepest, most thought-provoking feelings

are the ones that you can't find words to express

Monday, February 23, 2009

i don't really know what this blog is about...

OOH!

my pinky is bleeding!

the end

Thursday, February 12, 2009

200th

hey.

everyone who reads this blog,

can you do me a favor?

i know i'm not going to ever be as famous as good ol'
"Honest Abe"

but when my 200th, or even my 100th
birthday comes around,

could you celebrate?

i probably won't be alive
and neither will most of you
(no offense)

87 years is a long time left to live.

but if you are alive,
and/or if i'm alive,

we should party.

party 'til the futuristic version of cows come home!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

*yawns*

so,

it's like 8 in the mornin'...

i'm pretty tired but i'm too busy being bored to be tired right now...



so yeah, whatevs...

oh, and to olive, that mitchell davis guy is

HIGH!!!!-larious


always recycle!

heh heh heh...

now, i shall proceed to mess around with fonts...

WHAt!?!?

did you just say what i think you said...

NO WAY NO WAY!!!!!!!

YES *bleep*IN' WAY!!!!

AND THAT CONCLUDES THIS EPISODE OF!!!:

Friday, February 6, 2009

*in a heavy german accent* OK!!!!

so,
you may be wondering
if you care at all about this blog,
why this is the fourth post in the last like 45 minutes...

well the anwer is this.


I AM BORED!

anyway, that's not what i came here to tell all 0 of you followers!
what i came to say is,

CHEER UP!!!

if you care to continue reading, then go ahead and highlight the bottom of this post
(i posted it in black)
if you are easily depressed by relationships, then i encourage you to read on

things could be worse!
the people i'm aiming this post at are all in 8th grade.
so buck up!
you can get through!
I know there are horrible problems in some of you possible
reader's lives.
But i also know that in some of your lives, there are not so very many horrible things.

I'm not trying to hurt you when i say that an 8th grade crush is not the biggest thing in the world.
If it is your focus right now, sorry if i offend you
If you are happy with your relationship, then congratualtions!

but for those of you (who may or may not read this) that become sad,
depressed,
distraught
or any other of a countless list of adjectives,
over someone not liking you
or liking someone else,

please, just relax
take a deep breathe
and let it go.
as. soon. as. POSSIBLE.
ASAP!

chances are, if they don't like you, they're not worth your time.

If this is offensive or seems wrong to any of you,
i'm sorry.
i don't say this out of personal experience.
i say this out of outside observation.

please, do it for yourself.

idiot

i thought i was smart
and well rounded
it's true

but that's 'till i heard
the deep thoughts
from all you.

in ways of the heart
to me,
i was on par,

quite similar
or
not very a far.

but now i see,
it's clear to me,
i'm less

more of an emotional

idiot at best
Vienna~Billy Joel

Slow down you crazy child
You're so ambitious for a juvenile
But then if you're so smart tell me why
Are you still so afraid?
Where's the fire, what's the hurry about?
You better cool it off before you burn it out
You got so much to do and only
So many hours in a day

But you know that when the truth is told
That you can get what you want
Or you can just get old
You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through
When will you realize...Vienna waits for you

Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time
Although it's so romantic on the borderline tonight (tonight)
Too bad but it's the life you lead
You're so ahead of yourself
That you forgot what you need
Though you can see when you're wrong
You know you can't always see when you're right(you're right)

You got your passion you got your pride
But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?
Dream on but don't imagine they'll all come true
When will you realize
Vienna waits for you

Slow down you crazy child
Take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while
It's alright you can afford to lose a day or two
When will you realize...
Vienna waits for you.

And you know that when the truth is told
That you can get what you want
Or you can just get old
You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through

Why don't you realize...Vienna waits for you
When will you realize...Vienna waits for you
wow...I can say anything that I want to say.




Anything at all.



And for the second time in my life...




























I've completely drawn a blank